![]() ![]() Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. The Fates: Should Hercules fight, tu will fail. The Fates: A word of caution to this tale. The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all! The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo o something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Hades: I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods. tu give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give tu the thing that tu crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom. Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. He hurt tu real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh? And how does this creep thank you? por running off with some babe. Hades: Well, tu know, that's good because that's what got tu into this mermelada in the first place, isn't it? tu sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble. Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way. Hades: and tu are wearing his merchandise? Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, o the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay? I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. tu mind runnin' that por me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear o something. Hades: Now tu now how it feels to be like everyone else. Hades: tu might feel just a little queasy. But unlike tu gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, por the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. Hades: What! The Fates were here and tu didn't tell me? Just inform me the minuto the Fates arrive. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. Hades: So is this an audience o a mosaic? Anyway, what do tu owe these people, huh? It happens 'cause, tu know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. I mean, it's, tu know, it's a possibility. Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh? Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go inicial happy. Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany? I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. Pain: This might be a different Hercules. Hades: So tu took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words? Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to.? Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell? tu know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a pedazo, hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death. In this case you can use safety pins in spots nobody will see and a skull-shaped pin at the shoulder, just like hades.Ī little hair gel will spike up a blue wig to look like flames while a purple-grey body paint should give your skin the same pallor Hades' has.Hercules: tu like making deals. Although it might seem silly to use a sheet, togas in Ancient Greece were largely made of fabric squares that were belted, pinned, and folded into various designs. Once it's done, however, you can use the belt to keep the garment snug under the sash you fashion out of a sheet large enough to wrap around your waist and then go up over your shoulder. The tunic linked above has a belt that you should remove before dying the tunic. Most costume tunics don't come in black or dark grey so you'll have to dye a white one. Hades' costume is pretty simple but does require some DIY. ![]() While he doesn't have that much in common with the actual Hades from mythology he is one of the most entertaining villains in Disney's gallery. Hades (voiced by James Woods) is the villain of Disney's classic take on Hercules.
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